Oatmeal was a nice man, steady, thick and bland.

Granola was a hippie, wanted to live upon the land.

Frosted Flakes was a sweetie, but couldn't make up his mind.

Oat Bran pooped in bushes,  and needed something to bind.

Rice Krispies was talkative, but all about his friends.

Cocoa Puffs was crazy, had gone off the deeep end.

Count Chocula was sexy, biting on my neck.

Fruit Loops was confused, not sure what gender to pick.

Mini Wheats was nice, but the name says it all!

Shredded Wheat was buff, but always forgot to call.

Lucky Charms was Irish and I loved to hear him talk.

Apple Jacks was a player so I told him to take a walk.

Cheerios was happy, but without a thought in his head.

Quaker was religious and scared to go to bed.

Capt'n Crunch was a sailor with a girl in every port.

Smart Start was a lawyer and argued like he was in court.

Corn Pops was a nice man but just a bit too old.

Trix was unfaithful, and far, far too bold.

Honey Comb was a worker, a busy little bee

Maybe this one will be Total, the one that's right for me.

Be wary of Life as well. (Mikey will eat anything!)

OH HELL..I'm sticking with Pop Tarts! LOL

ADAMS ATTIC!! These guys are amazing..check them out. The video was a live performance in New Orleans and the link to the song is their single that is being played live on clearchannel in New Orleans and LA. I think we need them on air in TAMPA!!

http://therockofneworleans.com/cc-common/artist_submission/player.html?art=139203#

These guys ROCK! Check them out. Everything they do is man made..NO INSTRUMENTS! The video is an illusion. I saw them live last night in Orlando with Michael Buble and they blew me away! Truly amazing!