This is just awesome!!

It's all part of a campaign to hype the July 27 opening of "The Simpsons Movie."

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Elwood has been named the World's Ugliest Dog !

REALLY ?!?!?!?!?!?! Who would have thought?

Drunk Kickball 2007 was a HUGE Success !

Joey B. was at the event and the MJ Morning Show crew talked about it Monday. 

So over the weekend Jen and I left for Walt Disney World. When we returned on Monday I logged into 933flz.com and PigPen to see that I have officially been enterd into the "Win MJ's 350Z from Wesley Chapel Nissan Contest" as I was chosen as the featured profile!!!

I don't want to get my hopes up on the car, so right now I hope I win the Video iPod. Don't get me wrong, I think I'd look pretty good driving that car!!

If you have heard the rumor about us finally having a date for kickball you can go ahead and jump for joy because it is true!

Drunk Kickball will convene once again for drunken debauchery and sheer athletic awesomeness on...



*****Saturday, June 23rd at 3pm in Tampa*****

You want to know where it is...message me and I'll let you in on it!

Please tell all your cool friends the date, and if any of your dork friends ask then just tell them the date is June 31st. They're probably too slow to know there isn't such a day.



*****BRING $10 to cover the cost of the kegs*****

Here is a reminder of the rules since it's been a while.

1. Costumes are mandatory. If you show up in plain clothes and want to play every single person will point and laugh at you for being such a total douche bag.

2. You MUST have a drink in your hand at all times.

3. You must catch, throw and kick with your non-dominant hand. If you pretend to be left handed so you can use your right hand you will be banned from KB for life.

4. Any idle time spend on third base, you must dance. This portion of the contest will not be specifically judged but you might get cool points for originality.

5. Any arguments or disputes will be settled by a dizzy bat race.

6. Any errors or mess-ups will require a shot of Mad Dog 20/20.

7. Liquor from China that tastes like the sweat from a dog's balls will NOT be allowed, so leave that crap at home!!!

8. Any and all questions should be directed to the incomparable person in charge for the event. Expect a sarcastic and embarrassing response. You probably deserve it.

9. Once again (because it's the most important) costumes are a MUST. We will convene at MacDinton's after the kegs are tapped so we can send shock and awe through one of SOHO's hottest spots. Going anywhere else just seems wrong.