Last night was really a piece of cake compared to normal. The weather was nice in most parts of the world and I didn't run into many dirty chimneys. To make it even better, there were LOTS of milk and cookies left laying out for me!!!! That was a pleasant surprise since I didn't have time to eat the pre-trip meal she cooked for the elves and I. By the time I hit S. America, I was STARVING!

I hope all the good little girls and boys are happy with what I left them. Feel free to leave me a comment and let me know how I did!!!!

I'm going to get some sleep now.

Santa

I just saw in the paper that Mars was going to be shining really bright tonight and there would be a full moon. They were questioning if Rudolph was going to be necessary for my world-wide trip. Well, I wish I would have caught this article before the reindeer did. Word got to my red-nosed pal and he was in tears when I saw him this morning. Let me be clear, YES, I will be using Rudolph tonight, just like always. You never know what kind of weather I will face and I'm certain it will be cloudy in some parts of the world tonight. Rudolph will always be needed.

The man who wrote that article is now on the NAUGHTY list and will not be getting anything except switches and coal tomorrow. Ugh.

Gotta get back to the workshop, today is a crazy day!

Santa

Little kids are so funny. I was on duty at the mall earlier today and this precious little boy passed gas while sitting on my lap. The next family to visit thought it was ME! I am proud to say that I have never passed smelly gas while working a shift at the mall.

Kids.