Saturday, May 19, 2007, 01:00 AM EST [
General]
Poor little Pig Pen blog--neglected.
I've been a bad, bad Pig Pen friend. I haven't blogged in here since I got an account. In my defense, I have entirely too many blogs and not enough material. It's hard to decide what I should write in each blog, after all.
Besides, as you will soon come to realize, I am dreadfully boring.
Okay, that last thing isn't true. Or is it? It doesn't really matter, because it's almost one in the morning and I'm at work, waiting for the last twelve minutes of my workday to end. So in those twelve minutes, I will attempt to convince you of my coolness by writing 12 things about me that you may or may not find interesting/cool/fucked up unusual:
1. I'm a self-published poet. I have written two books so far, and I'm working on my first novel. It's always easier to think about writing a novel than to actually get up the gull to write one.
2. I live in Orlando. And I don't work at Disney. Anymore.
3. I have a dog named Princess and a niece that we like to call princess. When the dog and the niece are together in the same room, chaos ensues.
4. I just found out that green peas can make a woman infertile. So can watching Paris Hilton doing anything...well, just doing anything.
Crap! Only came up with four. :(
Told you.
Hey Lilly,
RodneyThanks for the add on.
Have a Great day.
05:37 AM EST