.:Red Bull Will Kill You
Yes just one can can kill you...haha I just wrote can can

.:DJ Gets Eyes Cut Out
If you're a DJ beware...this heinous crime could be aimed at you next

.:Obese Passenger Kicked Off Of Flight
And I bet you can guess which airline it is...read on here

.:Goofy E-mail Address???
If you have one it could be speaking the world about you

.:Excuses For Not Obeying The Law
Not just any law...but the talking while driving law

.:She Lost The Gold, But She Won My Heart
You know that gymnast that screwed it up for the US??  Man is she hot!!!

.:Spray On Condoms
These aren't selling as well as you think they would...you'll read why

.:The Earth Isn't Flat!!!
I am tired of people still arguing that the Earth is flat...are you seriously that stupid

.:John Mayer Didn't Cheat On Jennifer Aniston
No matter what the rumor's say, he stands by his integrity

.:Top 10 Places To Get Naked
I would be worried about the unwanted sunburn in my bathing suit area...I'm just saying

.:Netflix Outage
Wonder why you haven't gotten a new DVD lately??  This is why!!

.:Clue Gets A Makeover
No longer in the days of CSI is a candlestick a viable murder weapon

.:Samy's Michael Phelps Challenge
We know he'll never swim as fast, but maybe he can eat as much

.:Air Brawl
It's not a new movie...it's a real story that caused a plane to land over the weekend

.:Raccoon Wreaks Havoc
Nothing makes me laugh more than animals owning humans

.:10 Shopping Tricks That Stores Hate
You will be happy you read these tips before going back to school shopping

.:Sex Offenders Want Online Anonymity
Too bad I don't see it actually coming through at all...

.:Samy's Million Dollar Invention
Too bad it's already been invented so he'll have to stick with the radio for now

.:5 Reasons He Might Cheat
Other than the fact that the babysitter is cute...read them here

.:Olive Garden Almost Murder
Who knew after skipping out on a tab that this is what you'd do next

.:I Think Someone Isn't Happy In This Relationship
And I don't know whether it's the guy who got assaulted or the girlfriend that assaulted him

.:Green Dating...
It was only a matter of time until green hit the dating scene

.:Texas Teachers Now Carry Guns
This is what I call a disaster waiting to happen

.:Unconsummated Marriages More Common Than You Think
If you're married this might not be too far from the truth...read on here

.:The Meanest Of Stories Ever!!!
The dog died because of the behavior of the officer

.:How Not To Wash A Car
Ummmm...I'd be pissed if this was my car....super pissed

- American Idol tickets: You want them, I got them. Your shot is right after 3 so keep listening.

- Gas Anyone? i also have another $50 gas card for you this afternoon, don't forget to sign up for gas for lufe.

- Confession Wednesday: Lets your sins out today, all confessions all afternoon on the Kane Show.

- Where was your husband when you were giving birth? A lady e-mailed me saying her husband was sitting in their car listening to War of the Roses while ahe was in labor. Ladies, where has your man been on this blessed day? Call us up or text us at 97720.

- Chinese Opening Ceremony Drama: Supposedly the girl who originally sang the open was too ugly to perform during the ceremony.

 - 9 Mind Tricks To Get What You Want: This is what Sarah has been doing to us to get everything...

Wanna a be an intern for the show and have some fun and earn school credit at the same time? All you need to do is email our boss here to become an intern.

- Sarah's tipping adventure: Sarah went out to eat with her boyfriend Ed over the weekend and today Ed was checking his bank account and noticed that the bill from the restraunt was more than what he signed off on meaning that the server went back and added more of tip or something. I wanna talk to servers this afternoon and find out if this happens a lot.

- Can You Guess These Movie Titles: If you need to waste some time this will definitely help.

- Teen Bathes At Burger King: And somehow this is his birthday tradition...

- Eggs for Boobies: I got an email from a listener wrote she was considering selling her eggs (for baby making) in order to purchase breast impants., Is this worng? We'll talk to her at 4:50.

- Gay Street Will Stay: A church has just lost their fight to change the street name.

- Free gas for you: I have in my non-typing hand a $50 gas card for you this afternoon. I'll give it away sometime after 5.

- Britney's MTV VMA promo: We haven't heard if she'll be apart of the VMA's on Sept. 7th, but check out the promo she did below...

- Tmz later today: We'll talk to our good friends at TMZ around 6:50 today and they're gonna giove us the dirt on Hayden Panettiere's dad getting arrested for beating his wife as well as all the crap going on in Hollywood.

- Heidi Klum topless!!! She was spotted sunbathing topless, the only problem some have with this is that her kids were around. That leads me to the question of should parents be covered up at all times? We'll chat at 3:20.

- 40% Of Gamers Are Girls?!?! If this is true than how come so many of the guys are virgins??

- Nude Jogger Strikes!! I mean I hate sweaty clothes as much as the next person, but come on now.

- Ugly Is The New Beautiful?!?! A New York Agency is looking for the ugly and weird...is this your big break??

- Another Person Is Killed During Bondage Sex: See this is just another reason why you need a code word or something that means stop.

- War of the Roses: It's Monday so I think we'll go ahead and bust some cheaters today shall we? Another Roses at 5:20 this afternoon.

- No-Ho Zone: That's what a couple put in their front yard to protest.

Ok, no Brett Farve in Tampa, I say good riddens. We've got Jeff Garcia and a butt-load of key players, I think we'll be fine this season.

- What is Samy thinking? So Samy will probally piss some people off this afternoon with this one. He thinks that people should look like what they do for a living. Basically, everyone should be fit to perform their trade. It gets nasty at 3:20.

- Does your dog yawn when you do? Remember when one person yawns another will right then as well? Well it works the same with dogs and other animals. I'll explain after 4.

- 8/8/08 Is Coming!! And it's supposed to be some crazy lucky day or something like that.

- 25 Lowest Paying Jobs: Radio intern wasn't on this list but definitely should've been.

- War of the Roses: It's a gonna get UGLY this afternonn at 5:20 with a brand new Roses. Is he cheating? We'll find out this afternoon. If you think your man/woman is cheating, click here. If you've missed a Roses, click here.

- Man Bets With Weed: No joke he walked into a casino and placed weed instead of cash...

.:What's Your Spouse Doing??
Are you a stalker and need to know where they're at all the time??