- Is it wrong to wanna date someone who just got divorsed? I got an email from a listener who is asking me this question. I'll read it to you at 3:20.

- Monkety's are taking all the good jobs: Well if you consider a waiter to be a good job. It's happening over seas and it could happen here as well.I'll give you the scoop at 6:20.

- Alcohol Shrinks Your Brain: This isn't the kind of info I want to hear about with a bottle in my hand.

- Man Is Run Over By His Own Car: I just want to meet one person who has had this happen to them.

- 10 Dumb Ways To Go In Debt: This is a nice list that you should stay far away from.

- Pat Sajak Sucks At Wheel Of Fortune: After hosting for 25 years the least you could do is at least not screw it up.

- The new hotness is..... Tongue tattoos... Check out some pics here.

- Man tries to buy a #2 with pot: a Vero Beach man tired to buyt his quarter pounder with cheees with pot. I don't make this stuff up.

- Dogs can detect breast cancer: A woman says her dog saved her life when it sniffed out breast cancer. Ladies, has your dog ever daved your life? I wanna hear from you this afternoon.

- T.I.: He was on "The View" yesterday and I didn't really believe his story, I wanna talk about it after 6.

-It's a Monday so that only means BRAND NEW War of Roses at 5:20 today

-I'll be talking about the 20/20 Interview from B.Spears on Friday. I love BaBa

-Rays head into Fenway Park tonight in Boston this afternoon at 4:37 in the ALCS!

-If you "hook" are you losing money due to the economy? Your calls at 6:20 tonight.

.:Woman On The Pill Gives Birth To 3 Babies
Isn't the pill supposed to stop you from having any babies???

.:Driver Puts Out Cigerette On Cop
Ummm...I'm gonna guess that this is gonna result in jailtime

.:Woman Dumps Scalding Water On Groin
Ummm..this must've really really hurt

.:Ice Crushes Woman
The crazy thing is it managed to hit her while indoors

.:Babies Know Happy And Sad Songs
This is something you can read today and feel smarter tomorrow about it

.:News Reporter Attacked By Turkey
More of these will surface as Turkey day gets closer

.:Eating Off $25 A Week
This is like $3.50 a day...I would starve

.:Judge Sentences Man With Beethoven
This is definitely one of the oddest punishments I've heard of

.:Watch Out For Fake Youtube Pages
They will end up destroying your computer and that is not a good thing

.:1/4 Kids Are Prejudice
This article will scare the crap out of you

.:Tongue Tats
Its the new hotness and I bet Samy will have one soon

.:Got Laid Off?? Looking To Get Laid??
5 recession sex ideas for your sad weekend
PS:4 Secrets To Amazing Sex

.:10 Lies Women Tell Their Doctors
And these could lead to being in way more trouble in the long run

.:15 Year Old Faces Child Porn Charge
It's because she had pics of herself naked on her phone

.:Paris Hilton Gets Presidential Advice
From our favorite fake president Martin Sheen

.:Mr Belding Lives the Life
I want to be in a tv show because even 20 years later you're still pulling tail

.:Ball Hits TV Reporter
Hahahahahahahahahah...did I mention it was hilarious

.:Energy Drinks Destroying The Youth
Not literally but they can adversely affect their health

.:Sperm Donor Fathers 30 Kids
Now kids are warned not to date because of possible complications

- Dealbreaker or no? If you have a matress that you've hooked up with other people other than your current man/woman, should you get rid of it? We discuss after 4.

- Strip Club Offers Flu Shots: This is a genius idea!!!  Like super duper genius.

- I Hook Because Of The Economy: This is what the most popular excuse is for why you're on the street at 3 AM.

- War of the Roses: We bust another cheater this afternoon with Roses. I love Thursday afternoon don't you? Click here to listen to past Roses.

- Fury Over Cat Eating Festival: Ummmm....even I can't laugh at this...ok maybe I chuckled a little.