Well, one first anyways. I got my first ticket every yesterday. The funny thing is that Natasha believes that I should have used her pregnancy as an excuse to get out of it and I said know. Who's in the right here? I wanna know at 3:20.

- Trash The Dress: This is what you do when you have a few grand to throw away.

- How To Confuse Asparagus For Condoms: This is a pretty big thing to screw up in your computer system.

- Like Coke?? The beverage is about to skyrocket in price post Labor Day.

- Confession Wednesday: If you have something to get off your chest and it's a deep, dark secret, today is the day for you to release the evil (don't ask). You'll get your chance at 5:20 this afternoon.