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    Age: 22

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    Sarasota, Florida
    Work/School? I am a Real Estate Paralegal for Tucker & Pretschner, P.A. I LOVE it. I am very good at what I do and am passionate about my job and all the things I am learning and experiencing. Im almost finished with my AA degree at MCC. I will then go for my BA.. then take a break and travel before going on to law school.
    Favorite Hangouts: Esca, Ceviches, anywhere I can dance salsa, swing, or ballroom dancing, Zendah Grotto, Siesta Key, Gateway, the gym, the beach, the pool, Joyland, the Hall.
    Favorite Website: myspace http://www.myspace.com/candacesmithxox
    Favorite Songs: Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, UB40, Hootie and the Blowfish, Van Morrison, Lynard Skynard,Anything Country, alternative, jazz, a little hiphop, techno and rap only when I'm in the partying mood Nelly Furtado - Say It Right, Justin Timberlake, anything by Nickleback!!
    Dream Concert: Nickleback!
    Favorite Movie: Dirty Dancing
    Favorite Place To Shop: Express, Forever 21, Steve Madden, Macys, Dillards, Charlotte Russe
    Favorite Magazine: Cosmo
    My Best Friends: way too many to list- check out my myspace top friends
    The Coolest Thing About Me: Im totally laid back, always up for anything, I love wine, great food, exotic food, traveling, im Independent, and I love to dance. Oh yeh plus Im hot as hell and smart which is a weird mix in Women lol... yeh I may be a bit confident too :)
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    The New Husband Store

    Tuesday, June 5, 2007, 05:51 PM EST [General]

    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

    You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

    The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    A new wives store opened across the street.
    The first floor has wives that love sex.
    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

    4.5 (3 Ratings)
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