Text #1: went to a local bar, was dancing around with this girl i'm "seeing" (long story) but yeah, we were having a good time. then some girl comes up to me and lays one on me (toung an all! lol)!!! like wow.. the girl who i was with was FURIOUS! lol i couldn't help but LAUGH! anyways, long story short, i ended up at home by myself

Text #2: me and some friend took acid at the halloween dance. i was getting freaked out, and i was dancing with this girl, and she kept whispering to me that all the teachers knew i was high, and that they were all staring at me. also, since it was a halloween dance, the floor was laid with black paper. with everyone walking on it, it got all torn up and bunched up. it felt like it was swalling my feet. it freaked me out...we left.

Text #3: the craziest thing that happened was that i was walking down the road, and this is a small town where things get REALLY dark. the guy next to me was like, "what's that?" and pointed to the middle of the road about 50 feet away. and we couldn't see anything. he ran up to see what it was. it was a dark grey moth, sitting on the dark grey road, in the black of night. that was crazy.

Text #4: Last summer me n my friends had been drinkin before we went into this party, it was whack so we went outside and the effects of drinkin TOO much set in on my friends n she was ready to fight. so we calmed her down n sat her in my car n she fell asleep like a baby. i took her to my house cuz i knew her moms would flip if she saw her. so as we were getting out of the car i had to help her because she was stumblin n stuff, so we get to the porch n she goes,"hold one". turns around n throws up alll over the front porch stairs, n it smelled so bad! so i took her up to my room she fell out on tha floor then i went to clean up tha filth that was on my property, while i was still drunk. do u haveany idea how hard that was?lol. now thats a crazy drunk story!

Text #5: Yes im a lesbian and decided to hook up w what i thought was a hott woman and yea it was a drag queen lol he/she whipped it out on me and I threw up on it - Shannon

Text #6: My craziest drunk story was when I turned 21. A group of my friends booked the top floor of a hotel so we would not bother anyone. We all threw down. I was feeling (or not feeling anything) really good. One of the guys who helped get me there without giving away the surprise party, was laying on the bed with his hands behind his head. I was smoking a cig and needed to put it out. I saw the ashtray (it had ashes in it) and got up and put it out. Right in his armpit. He jumped up yelling that his armpit hair was on fire but was laughing too. I heard this after a few days when I sobered up. He still has a scar today.

Text #7: i was a lush when younger I have so many drinking stories it is crazy... ended up sick on a lot, have done acid, shrumes (best is mushroom tea by the way), one of them ended up in a town about 60 miles from where I started, missed work best part of it tho was w/ my boss so never even missed out on paycheck

Text #8:  was at a party in hs once waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy back when and the cops crashed a party we were having in a field, so of corse being the law abiding citizen we were we ran an im glad i was a little bit slower than some of the people or i would have ran into that fence too, nothing like seeing 3 guys run face first into a fence at the same time but hey ateast it wasnt me

Text #8: Well this isnt crazy but i just want to put it out there. I've only gotten drunk once and it was at my works christmas party and the owner was there and he was wasted and he was telling me and my friend a bunch of dirty jokes, it was funny as hell. He probaly didnt even remember that night