I'm sitting in the student lounge of the PHCC Brooksville Campus.

I'm on my laptop, using the FREE Wi-Fi.

I'm sipping on a can of Caffiene-Free Pepsi.

I'm Watching CNN News on my Samsung Instinct (Sprint TV).

I'm relaxed.

I wonder how crazy this Jona's Brothers Concert is going to be... or how could women my age (20 or older!) be so insane over these brothers too?

John McCain / Sarah Palin.  Good team.

JESSE MCCARTNEY COVER'S A T-PAIN SONG? BUY U A DRANK?

VIDEO HERE:

So, I appearently peeved-off some woman today as I entered the student lounge today... there's a group of women standing outside.., practically blocking the one-door entrance... One practially had her back up to the door... maybe a foot away.  So I politely said, "excuse me" and reached for the door...

Now this door is no ordinary door, you see?  This door is powered - for handicapped people.  If you open this door like.. two inches.. it will automatically swing the rest of the way.

I pulled the door open, and quietly watched as the girl in front of it (who didn't move for my "excuse me") got gently, but forcibly moved aside.  As I walked in.. "Can't you see I'm standing here?!"  .. I looked back, but really refrained from what I wanted to say.

But I'll write it.. because I won't be happy unless I do.

"I'm sorry, your thick self may need to change your educational level from college to a lower level - as I see you just stood there got hit by an automated door...which clearly has a handicapped and 'caution: door auto-swings open' symbol/sign on it."

Please don't spread these gene pools.

Just sayin'.

Finally Have Texting: Yeah, that's right, I decided to get caught up with everyone else and I got a new cell phone plan and it has unlimited texting on it.  My problem is, I have NO clue what to use it for.  Do people use it for full conversations? Secrets? What?  Here's an article I found about using texting for BOOTY CALLS; no wonder I haven't gotten any.. I've lacked texting! Text me, here's my number: (X-X-X)-263-52*4 ... just figure out the area code and that missing number! ;-)

****cat Dolls do "Doll Domination"... but they're arriving kind of late.  Their new CD called "Doll Domination" has been pushed back and delayed once again due to some management issues and debates about certain songs.

Jesse McCartney Looking To Head to Prison!: Could Jesse McCartney be looking to rob the teen-queen cradle? Upon hearing that Disney Channel phenom Miley Cyrus has a huge crush on him, the Beautiful Soulpurveyor—still a young lad himself at 21—said he'd be willing to date the brunette cutie...eventually. "She needs to be able to drive first before we talk about that," McCartney, who played himself in an episode of Hannah Montana last year, said when reminded that Cyrus' Sweet 16—let alone the Big 18—is still a way off. But if she asked him out? "I'd say, 'Sure, let's do this,'" he said.

Best Up and Coming Singer in Burlander's Opinion? Leona Lewis. Leona and Jimmy page closed the curtains on the olympic ceremonies yesterday.. and what a performance it was!  Definitely earns the title of of best up and comer in my book for so far this year!

Burlander is heading Back to College! PHCC! But needs a MAKEOVER!

Yeah it's true.. I'd like a makeover.. because I look and feel kinda scrubby... but that may be because I haven't shaved in days.  Class today... yay.. EWW.

Make Me Over?  E-mail Me: James@933FLZ.com