The cat vs. the printer.....

- Taking A Date To The Dance Is So Old School
No one does it anymore...they just go with the chicks and bros.

- Worst Parking Job Ever: If I had to deal with this person I would end up getting out of my car.

- Coke Kills Your Sperm: I mean if you're not trying to have kids that can be a good thing.

Fabolous and Lil' Jon believe Britney Spears' comeback is legit. Fab tells O-K magazine, "A lot of people were counting her out and thinking she could never come back... It's not as good as before, it's even better." And Lil' Jon tells People, "Britney is very intelligent and she's really set up [for success]... She is focused and she wants it again, so it's definitely going to happen for her."

Ne-Yo's latest disc is titled Year of the Gentleman, but he can be un-gentlemanly when he needs to -- and he insists he's not he's "a punk." Ne-Yo tells us, "People take my kindness for weakness all the time, like I won't smack [someone] upside his head. It's been a couple of instances in clubs where somebody will say something on the sly and really think that I'm not gonna respond... I'd like to be the bigger man and not take it there, but please don't get this R-&-B thing twisted."

Amy Winehouse is doing the unthinkable -- she's getting back to work on music! The troubled singer has buried the hatchet with producer Mark Ronson, who she worked with on her failed attempt to create a theme song for the upcoming "James Bond" movie, Quantum of Solace. The pair will team up to record a song for a Quincy Jones tribute album due out next year. A source close to that project tells London's Daily Mirror, "Amy first met Quincy backstage at the Nelson Mandela gig in June. He knew who she was and she was so thrilled to meet him. Her performance clearly impressed him -- he was raving about her." -- David Sprague

In honor of the fifth annual V-H-1 Hip-Hop Honors, Naughty by Nature has released a new song titled "Hip-Hop Honors" on V-H-1's website.

Lil' Wayne and Pharrell Williams are both scheduled to be on Fall Out Boy's upcoming album, Folie a Deux.

Fat Joe and Ne-Yo performed at the third annual Hennessy Artistry Concert Series in Miami on Wednesday.

Lloyd has released "Year of The Lover" featuring Plies as the official second single off his latest disc, Lessons In Love.

T-Pain is reportedly expecting his third child with his wife, according to The-Y-B-F-dot-com. The singer allegedly recently had a son with Ms. Cherry from V-H-1's Miss Rap Supreme.

T-I covers the new issue of Giant.

Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown is developing a reality series centered on her Catty Couture clothing line. She's working with the Project Runway team to bring the show to cable.

Erykah Badu is expecting her third child, according to the New York Daily News. The singer has a 10-year-old son named Seven Sirius with OutKast's Andre 3000 and a four-year-old daughter named Puma Rose with rapper The D-O-C. Badu won't confirm reports that her boyfriend, rapper Jay Electronica, is the baby's father.

KEM is working on his third disc, KEM Three: Intimacy.

- Smell Proof Undies: If you have a problem with jazzniess...these might be the cure.

One of my favorite Simpsons clips, just in time for the election push....

- 5 Things You Didn't Know About Hooters: Not the anatomy the restaurant...I promise it's kinda interesting.

- 8 Raunchy Rap Songs: Did I mention these are the songs your little kids love to sing???

- Teacher Busted With Pot In School Parking Lot: I don't trust anyone this dumb to teach my kids...good thing he's not teaching anymore.

How to wake up your girlfriend!!!!

- Lilo and Sam's trip to the beach: In case your still a fan of Lyndsay Lohan, here's some pics of her and her...ummm... whatever you call her Sam at a beach during a recent trip to Mexico.

- Woman Steals Radio Station Van: One word of advice....if you're gonna steal something make sure it can blend in easy.

- Buy A Grill Get A Nudie Pic Free!!! This would convince me to buy one, but I guess these people were offended.

- Jay-Z cd track listing leak? This is what I've found out according to undisclosed top-zsecret sources lol. I can not confirm or deny if this is fact or not, but here you go:

The Blue Print Three Track Listing
1. "Wake Up New York (Intro)"
2. "Most Kings"
3. "Hades (Lucifer part two)"
4. "Eternal Jewels" (feat. and prod. by Jay Electronica)
5. "Blueprint 3"
6. "Lucy" (feat. Chris Martin)
7. "The Audacity of Dope"
8. "S-L-U Part Two" (feat. Nas, Andre 3000, and Young Jeezy)
9. "Election Night (We Believe in Obama)"
10. "Just Memories"
11. "Apostate" (feat. and prod. by Eminem)
12. "Oasis"
13. "My Brothers Keeper" (feat. Scarface)
14. "Brooklyn Lost"
15. "Weeds and Concrete"
16. "Without Rain..."

Nas, Andre 3000 of Outkast and Eminem are just a few of the other hip-hop artists that will be on the album which has a release date of Dec. 2nd.

 - Nas received three nominations for the 2008 Online Hip Hop Awards. He is up for Album of the Year (Untitled), Artist of the Year and Music Video of the Year.

 - Akon will release a disc titled Freedom on November 25th. The lead single is "Right Now (Na Na Na)." No word on guests.

- Fans can get remixes of six tracks from Robin Thicke's upcoming disc, Something Else, at his website.

- Kanye West will host a benefit concert in Washington D-C on November 9th. The Give Back concert will help out the Live to Give Campaign and the Dr. Donda West Foundation, which is in honor of his mother.

 - The Game and Lloyd have signed on to perform at the 20th annual International Arts Festival next weekend in New Orleans. Other artists on the bill include Tamia, Collie Buddz and Red Fox.

The video for "Another Way to Die," Alicia Keys and Jack White's theme song from the new "James Bond" flick Quantum of Solace, has hit the Internet.

I'm known as the "Angry One" around here but these guys take the cake when it comes to going nuts in the office.

 - 10 Hottest Milfs: This is what I call a good use of the internet.

- Text Message Acronyms: Having problem reading your texts??  This might help decipher it.

50 Cent has announced his bid to get into the Oval Office -- by making the track "50 Cent for President" available for download from his website. He doesn't delve very deeply into the issues, but he does rhyme, "See the hood [screwed] up -- I got a plan for the crisis / Bring the dope in them boats and lower cocaine prices... My main aim's to take away pain." Click here togo to 50's website.

- What not to do with your BBQ grill: Cause believe me, if you do what this guy did, you might be going away for a long, long time.

 - 1/4 Men Watch Porn: This is a lie...it's 4/4 trust me.

- Top 10 Most Dangerous Magic Tricks: And standing upside down isn't even on the list...you know it.

- Kanye West will not face felony charges from the vandalism attack on the paparazzi at the Los Angeles International Airport earlier this month. According to T-M-Z, the L-A District Attorney decided to drop the pending charges against West and his road manager, Don "Don C" Crowley. The case has been sent to the L-A City Attorney's office and knocked down to a possible misdemeanor prosecution. -- Elle Castro

- R-&-B star and star producer Jermaine Dupri says his friend and So So Def business partner Travis Barker is doing well. Dupri tells People magazine, "He's doing good. He's gonna be alright. He's just got a lot of healing to do." Dupri says that fans of the Blink 182 drummer can expect to hear from him soon. "He's supposed to send a message out to everybody in a couple of days to let everybody know that he's feeling better. He's definitely feeling the love from everyone." Dupri also says a customized hospital room -- complete with I-Pods and computers -- is making Barker much more comfortable, and he estimates he'll be out of the hospital in two weeks. Barker and D-J A-M were the only survivors following a fiery plane crash in South Carolina last week.

- D-J A-M has been released from the Georgia hospital where both were being treated. Meanwhile, a memorial service was held Saturday for James Bland -- the co-pilot of the plane, who was one of the four people killed in the crash. Friends and family turned out at an airfield in Orange County, California for the service. --Doug Leibowitz & Glen Weisman

While taking in the Gucci show in Milan, Italy last week, Riahnna confirmed reports that she'll launch her own clothing line. She tells Women's Wear Daily, "I'm not one to rush into anything. I want to take my time. I can't say when it will be released, but it's definitely going to happen." Rihanna, who recently signed on as a spokesperson for Gucci, cites the luxury brand's charity work as incentive to do the campaign. "I give them so much respect."

 - Rihanna heads to Australia and New Zealand with Chris Brown next month for a series of shows. -- Jamila Daniel