Jabberjaw

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    Age: 22

    Quote:
    "Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible." T.E. Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia
    Location:
    Tampa
    Work/School? The MJ Morning Show
    Favorite Hangouts: Morning show green room (the crap that happens in there is classic), Starbucks on Howard Ave, my house and the pool!
    Favorite Website: MJMORNINGSHOW.COM
    Favorite Songs: "P*ssy Control" by Prince. No, it's actually any theme song from any sitcom circa the late 80s and early 90s.
    Dream Concert: A naked John Mayer with a fully-clothed Conan O'Brien doing back-up vocals.
    Favorite Movie: Life is Beautiful and The Little Mermaid
    Favorite Place To Shop: Can anyone go into Target without spending at least $50?! Is that even possible to the human race?
    Favorite Magazine: People Magazine. It has everything from paparazzi shots of stars to book reviews to real life stories. Plus, the super easy crossword puzzle.
    My Best Friends: Krystal, Ashley, Jess, Hurricane, MJ's poof, Thomas and my mom.
    The Coolest Thing About Me: I have no censor between my brain and mouth, so I say what I think.
    Here For Friendships

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    Wednesday, July 23
    Jabberjaw created a new blog post.
    I need a roommate!
    Do you know someone who needs a house to live in? I need a roommate! I'd...
    Jabberjaw mourning the death of Estelle Getty!
    Mood: smitten
    Monday, July 21
    Jabberjaw doesn't know what to do.
    Mood: confused
    Jabberjaw created a new blog post.
    Happy Monday!!
    I don't hate Monday's as much as a lot of people do. I like the structure...
    Wednesday, July 16
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    Batman: The Dark Knight
    I saw the new Batman movie last night and the only two words I can come up...
    Best Friends
  • MJ, 42
    MJ

  • Joey B, 108
    Joey B

  • FESTER, 34
    FESTER

  • Hurricane Stevens, 107
    Hurrican
    e
    Stevens

  • Froggy, 28
    Froggy

  • Krystal, 23
    Krystal

  • Tommy Chuck, 27
    Tommy
    Chuck

  • Caellan, 25
    Caellan

  • Juice The Producer, 22
    Juice
    The
    Producer

  • New Friends
  • mark,
    mark

  • kris,
    kris

  • dana, 21
    dana

  • Coosock, 26
    Coosock

  • Tina, 24
    Tina

  • Colombianadiana, 31
    Colombia
    nadiana

  • Jerren, 25
    Jerren

    I need a roommate!

    Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 04:51 PM EST [General]

    Do you know someone who needs a house to live in? I need a roommate! I'd prefer to live with a female in her 20's, just because I'm anti-rape.

    Rent will be pretty much $500/each plus utilities. I have the house picked out and it's adorable! It's in South Tampa!

    MJ knows people that can do extensive background checks, so murderers need not apply.

    Let me know if you know anyone by emailing me at jabberjaw_mjms@yahoo.com.

    Jab

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    Happy Monday!!

    Monday, July 21, 2008, 06:48 PM EST [General]

    I don't hate Monday's as much as a lot of people do. I like the structure that a week brings. I know, I'm a nerd and a fool.

    Last Friday, I lost my license! Not legally, but physically. I had to go today and get a new one. That was a pain in the butt! It was my friend Nick's birthday party. We all went to Banana Joe's. Hurricane was doing the broadcast, and he's hilarious, so if you ever hear him there you better go and meet him because he's clearly awesome.

    I had intention of doing a lot of stuff today. However, I did none of it. I laid on the couch and watched The Real Housewives of Orange County marathon on Bravo. Bravo is the best network ever.

    This morning Froggy bodyslammed me into the ground and now I have the biggest frickin' bruise on my left arm ever. That crap hurt!

    Alright, it's almost time for dinner. My mom is making her homemade spaghetti. If I were on death row, I would pick her sauce as my last meal. Seriously, it's THAT good.

    Later people!

    Jab

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    Batman: The Dark Knight

    Wednesday, July 16, 2008, 04:10 PM EST [General]

    I saw the new Batman movie last night and the only two words I can come up with are holy crap!! That movie has to be the most intense two and a half hours ever! I highly recommend it!

    Heath Ledger was AMAZING! All the hype was justified! It actually makes you sad after the movie because you're like, "Wow, he's not alive anymore." Surreal.

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    Here it is nearly six a.m. and I'm up! I think I'll turn ya'll on .. maybe your voice will help me go to sleep :)

    "Is it strange that you're in the car with me, and you're also listening to me on the radio right now?"

    Caellan
    July 17, 2008
    05:57 AM EST

    the only reason i got on here was to see what you looked like and now im glade i did
    what a hottie
    have a great day

    eric
    July 16, 2008
    09:55 AM EST

    Hey lady! My rents totally ♥ you!! Thanks for coming out to the boonies to meet them.

    p.s. jealous you're going to see Batman! Take me!! Take me!

    Caellan
    July 14, 2008
    11:25 PM EST

    What's up!

    Diana
    July 09, 2008
    04:16 PM EST

    Hi Jabberjaw! I just joined The Pig Pen. I'm glad that you're already on my friends' list. :)

    Diana
    July 07, 2008
    06:02 PM EST

    I need to introduce you to some real scary movies if you thought The Strangers was scary. I saw it on Saturday and left the theatre pretty underwhelmed which is not the correct way for me to describe it.

    PyroMechanical Exper...
    June 03, 2008
    07:41 PM EST

    Thanks for the laughs in the morning. I'd probably wreck on the way to work if I didn't have you guys to entertain me.

    Jason
    June 03, 2008
    02:25 PM EST

    OMG I can't wait to see The Strangers! I'm going Tuesday. :) I hope it's as scray as you said it was on the morning show today. I ♥ scary movies!!!

    MiSS AMiE MARiE
    June 02, 2008
    08:56 AM EST

    Jealous!!

    Ask some tough questions!!

    Tune into Ellen today, my twin is on there. LoL

    Caellan
    May 28, 2008
    02:31 PM EST

    What is the name of the horror movie you reecently posted that you said looks really scary?

    Karleen
    May 22, 2008
    07:06 PM EST

    your new profile pic is by far your best. shows your inner sexy lady

    layne
    May 19, 2008
    10:18 PM EST

    Let me know when you can go to the dog park. We need to give Connan some exercise :)

    Caellan
    May 14, 2008
    04:56 PM EST

    That's a sexy pic Jab. I just wanted tell you that I flipped out when you guys talked about Kopps a while back. I always tell my friends about it and none of them ever believe how good it is. Where are you from in WI? I'm from Whitefish Bay. ttyl

    Ryan
    May 13, 2008
    05:36 PM EST

    Well its official, Unitard has a Pig Pen lol! I just want to thank you for giving me such a GREAT nickname!! Thanks Jab! lol

    Unitard The (Superhe...
    May 12, 2008
    08:41 PM EST

    Hello to a fellow Wisconsinite. What town are you from?

    Holly
    May 06, 2008
    09:45 AM EST

    that's a very pretty pic of you ♥

    Caellan
    May 04, 2008
    02:56 PM EST

    Looooking Good Jab

    Rico Rum
    May 02, 2008
    09:31 AM EST

    SILENCE ... I kill youuuuu :)

    Caellan
    April 27, 2008
    04:26 PM EST

    Jabb I think ur gorgeous.

    Aprillynn
    April 18, 2008
    02:35 PM EST

    Jab- i just friggen love u!

    Mandy
    April 18, 2008
    09:03 AM EST

    Hey Jab! Just wanted to say how much I enjoy listening to you on the show! Keep it up!

    Lizz
    April 16, 2008
    07:10 PM EST

    Things are good. Just keeping busy at work. I am ready for the summer...But let's talk to me afterwards, lol. How are things with you?

    Alli
    April 14, 2008
    07:07 PM EST

    How's the spray?? Are you all bronzed still?

    Caellan
    April 14, 2008
    12:39 PM EST

    Hey girl, hope you are doing well!

    Alli
    April 12, 2008
    11:24 AM EST

    hey jab i just wanted to say you dont need a contest to get a guy im right here lol anywasy i jus wanted to say i grew up listening to the show and i recently moved to alabama and i listen online now so keep up the good work and keep the raps coming i love them take care.

    jeremy
    April 07, 2008
    05:50 AM EST

    Hey Jab
    LOve the show.. You need to be in the PigPen more. Joey sucks but Shh Dont tell him I said that.HAHA Have A Good Weekend !!

    Kammy
    April 05, 2008
    06:43 AM EST

    I just wanted to tell you that you do a GREAT job on the show every day. And i dont care what froggy has to say you are a very sexy girl and you need to smack him around alot more and show him that you aint going to take any crap off him

    kevin
    April 03, 2008
    11:09 PM EST

    I agree with the man below me Jab, you're a hottie and we need to find you a good guy...no...a fantastic guy! Let's see...what can name your contest??? I'll get back to you with ideas and details at a later date lol

    AJ
    April 03, 2008
    05:04 PM EST

    Jab,

    I hope a contest to date you will soon be in the works. Meredith is cute, but you are hot!!!

    jose
    April 03, 2008
    08:04 AM EST

    Officially have a pig pen page...GRRRRRR

    AJ
    April 01, 2008
    03:46 PM EST