Lezibeffies

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    Age: 24

    Location:
    In my Mind
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    Favorite Hangouts: Now this is what I'm looking for!
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    Favorite Songs:

    Favorite Movie: "Quit calling me Warren! My name isn't F***ING Warren!"
    -"She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine"-
    "When Cameron was in Egypts' land... Let my Cameron Go"-
    "She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen."-
    "Wiggle your big toe"-
    "I gave a panguine a bath today... which I'll have to do again tomorrow."-
    "I was just naked just then, and very nude"-
    "look at me"-"Purple sticky punch, or Hemp, is an excelent source of photosynithesisis"-
    "You can milk just about anything with nipples."-
    "Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!"-
    "So you guys wanna make out or what?"-
    "I wipe my own ****!"-
    "My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible"-
    "THe only way superman could bang regular chicks is with a cryptonite condom, and that would kill him"-
    "Oh man, I am so excited I may Vomit"-
    "my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father; prepare to die."-
    "You can take this job, and you can shovel it"-
    "Shut up, bitch! Go fix me turkey pot pie!"-
    "SHEEP! You are all sheep. Baah!"-
    "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"-"toe-pick!"-
    "I could eat a peach for hours"-
    "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood"-
    "Twinkle Twinkle baby, Twinkle Twinkle"-
    "Ditto"-
    "How do you like them apples?"-
    "Slick shoes? Are you crazy?"-
    "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."-
    "That's OK, Petri, lots of things can't fly. Rocks, trees, sticks, Spike."-
    "Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent."-
    "I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek!"-
    "I don't want your life!"-
    "Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!"-
    "I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby"-
    "You know how I know you're gay?.." -
    "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"-
    "There's no crying in baseball!"-
    " "You need to be kissed. And often. And by someone who knows how!" -
    "There are simply too many notes." -
    "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." -
    "First rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club." -
    "I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever." -
    "You're so money, and you don't even know it."-
    "We're not worthy. We're not worthy." -
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    AIM ID Fonzfurd
    MSN ID fonzfurd
    Here For Not Specified
    Relationship Status Single
    Orientation Homosexual
    Children Maybe Someday
    Body Type Slim / Slender
    Height 5'4"
    Religion Not Specified
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    Best Friends
  • EL, 42
    EL

  • Amy, 31
    Amy

  • MelissaMoran, 28
    MelissaM
    oran

  • Terry, 30
    Terry

  • Shawn, 37
    Shawn

  • Joey B, 108
    Joey B

  • MJ, 42
    MJ

  • Wasabi, 29
    Wasabi

  • Kammy Damit, 31
    Kammy
    Damit

  • Rachel, 24
    Rachel

  • Hursty, 29
    Hursty

  • Froggy, 28
    Froggy

  • D_D, 27
    D_D

  • fred, 36
    fred

  • New Friends
  • Memorial Day Live, 27
    Memorial
    Day Live

  • sexxxy ref, 31
    sexxxy
    ref

  • Meredith, 23
    Meredith

  • MJ, 42
    MJ

  • Kammy Damit, 31
    Kammy
    Damit

  • Rachel, 24
    Rachel

  • FESTER, 34
    FESTER

    Julia Nunes Retuns! Watch it, Love it.

    Sunday, September 7, 2008, 04:01 AM EST [General]

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    I now pronounce you, out of your mind!

    Saturday, August 23, 2008, 02:28 PM EST [General]

    Okay so its been a while no?

    let me start out by saying I have watched a **** load of movies in the past few weeks..

    I signed up for a one month trial for the Blockbuster Total Access and I was going to get as much out of it as I could..

    I will now list and grade what I have watched since 8/03/08 so far during my trial to this date:

    1. Funny Games --- A
    2. Enchanted ---A
    3. 1408 ---A+
    4. Stephen Kings the Mist --- A+
    5. The Nanny Diaries --- B
    6. 21---B
    7. The Eye --- B-
    8. Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (Unrated)---- B+
    9. Awake --- B-
    10. The Hills Have Eyes 2 --- B
    11. Smokin Aces --- A
    12. Superhero Movie --- C-
    13. Fracture --- A+
    14. I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry --- A+
    15. The Ruins - B


    I highly suggest that every one see I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. I was Laughing my **** off. I thought it was going to be another stupid Adam Sandler movie, but it was one of the funniest movies I have seen in a LONG time.

    Keep in mind this is the amount of movies that I have watched at the same time as watching the Olympics (Yah for Phelps!) so now that it ends this weekend I can do a lot more damage.. I have 2 weeks left of my free trial and I will update you again later on what you shouldnt waste your time on..

    Oh yeah, and I saw IRON MAN in the theatre and it was THE BEST. that was an A++ if there is such a thing.. I am buying that one as soon as it hits dvd.

    Okay so now that you all know I am a movie whore junky, go to the movies!!!

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    You have to check this out... THIS IS FOR YOU MEL!

    Wednesday, July 16, 2008, 08:25 AM EST [General]

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