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    Location:
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    Work/School? I don't go to school and God knows I don't work.
    Favorite Hangouts: Definatley Planet Beach Tanning in South Tampa. Located on the corner of Dale Mabry and Neptune Street.
    Favorite Website: MJMORNINGSHOW.COM
    Favorite Songs: Mostly Gangsta Rap.
    Dream Concert: Nickleback opening for Better than Ezra, followed by Gangsta Rap. THen in between the acts, there are a Troup of Old-Skool Breakdancers, busting loose for like 15 minutes. Then during the last Gansta Rap song I get shot... But only a surface wound.
    Favorite Movie: "Blazing Saddles" If you have not seen this one yet kids... RENT IT TODAY
    Favorite Place To Shop: Wal-Mart... seriously.
    Favorite Magazine: Southern Living... again, seriously.
    My Best Friends: I don't have friends. I have many Tollerable acquaintences. I pretty much hate everybody... Well hate is a strong word... I am annoyed easily by everybody... Hence the fact that I have no friends...
    The Coolest Thing About Me: I can make suction cup sounds with my feet on a tile floor... Don't Hate, It's my blessing and my curse. Oh, and I have HUGE junk.



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    Fester's Easy Homemade Fudge

    Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 07:01 AM EST [General]


    Ingredients
    * 2 tablespoons butter
    * 2/3 cups evaporated milk
    * 1 2/3 cups white sugar
    * 2 cups mini marshmallows
    * 1 1/2 cups chocolate chips
    * 1 teaspoon vanilla



    Directions
    1. Heat butter, milk and sugar to boil over medium low heat stirring
    constantly.

    2. Boil 4 minutes stirring constantly.

    3. Remove from heat.

    4. Stir in marshmallows, chips & vanilla.

    5. Stir until all melted.

    6. Pour into 8 inch square buttered pan.

    7. Refrigerate until set.

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    Fester's Ultimate Quesidilla

    Thursday, December 6, 2007, 09:38 PM EST [General]

    It is a simple recipe that is 100% better than anything you can order in a resteraunt.

    Ingredients:
    2 large flour tortillas
    1 cup or more of shredded mild cheddar cheese
    Butter
    Plus anything else you like (Chicken, Steak, Mushrooms, Peppers, Chilies, Tomatoes, Olives...anything)


    Directions:
    Heat a flat non stick skillet over medium heat. On the side, sprinkle the cheese, and whatever else you want, on a tortilla.
    Put a slice of butter into heated pan. When the butter is melted, carefully put the loaded tortillia into the pan. Cook until brown and the cheese is melted. Fold in halfwhile in the pan, flip the quesadilla over and cook until done.
    Serve immediately on a plate and cut into wedges. For the finishing touches, garnish with sour cream and homemade salsa and guacamole.
    So try this quesadilla recipe the next time you have a party, your guests will love it.

     

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    Fester's World Famous Rice Pudding

    Monday, December 3, 2007, 09:09 AM EST [General]

    INGREDIENTS
    3/4 cup uncooked white rice
    2 ½ cups milk, divided
    3/4 cup white sugar
    ¼ teaspoon salt
    1 egg, beaten
    1 tablespoon butter
    ½ teaspoon vanilla extract


    DIRECTIONS
    1. In a medium saucepan, bring 1 ½ cups water, dash of salt and a pat of butter to a boil. Add rice and stir. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for 20 minutes.
    2. In another saucepan, combine 1 ½ cups cooked rice, 2 cups milk, sugar and salt. Cook over medium heat until thick and creamy, 15 to 20 minutes. Stir in remaining 1/2 cup milk, beaten egg. Cook for 2 more minutes, stir constantly. Serve warm or cool

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    what kind of fool leaves their phone number on a post like this?? a TEACHER at that!! this id why I do not want my son in school here in florida I have a great big feeling hell be back in rhode island by the time he has to go to school!!

    sheena
    June 18, 2008
    10:16 PM EST

    Are you the one with the bbq sauce? how do I get some? love the show by the way!

    Lisa
    April 11, 2008
    08:23 PM EST

    Hey fester i love what you do on the show how would i go about swapping some bbq recipes with you

    kevin
    April 03, 2008
    11:11 PM EST

    Fester, URGENT PLEASE HELP!!!!

    I work nights at St. Joe's Children's Hospital and this morning on my way home i was listening to your show like always. What i heard was that you are going to help a high school student with some instrument for a talent show. My problem is that i have a group of 5th graders 80 students to be exact, that have been working very hard all school year to perform at the young voices at the performing arts on April 15th but they will NOT be able to attend because they can't get a school bus to take them there. We don't have the funds to charter a bus. CAN YOU HELP US OUT? The sad part is that on Friday i was talking to another parent and she was telling me how her daugther had asked to go into Winners Circle Bar and Grill. She went in there and spkoe to the manager/owner and she asked if the students could borrow the big red bus that they have parked out in the parking lot. The guy told her that he would love to let her used it but unfortunately the bus had not started in 3 years. Kiani is devastated because she really would like to attend this function. Please give me a call or e-mail and let me know if you would be able to help us out. I'm sure you get lots of requests daily. This would really mean a lot for this young group of kids. thank you.

    Tania Wagner
    963-2154
    368-9952

    Tania
    March 25, 2008
    08:55 AM EST

    In honor of Easter, I'll say, "Hi peep!"

    Tommy Chuck
    March 21, 2008
    02:47 PM EST

    Got our sauce this weekend. It ROCKS!!! Made shredded chicken Saturday night drenched in the green and red, and BBQ'd chicken and brats on Sunday. We will definitely be ordering more!! :) Thanks so much!

    Amy
    March 10, 2008
    09:21 AM EST

    sic transit gloria my friend.

    paulie
    February 10, 2008
    06:38 AM EST

    I just wanted to convey my condolences. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family in this horrible time.
    Brenda

    Brenda
    February 08, 2008
    09:30 AM EST

    Hi Fester....

    Just stopped by to holla at ya!

    93.3FLZ ROCKS!!

    Lillian
    January 27, 2008
    04:33 PM EST

    Just a note to say I listened to the Tony Fatso show today. It was... short.

    paulie
    January 26, 2008
    05:17 PM EST

    love the pic of andre the giant thats awesome i was laughing my butt off imagine hime giving someone the shocker his fingers are as long as my forarm hahahahahahahaha

    david
    January 19, 2008
    09:58 AM EST

    Hey...
    I just wanted you to check out my online t-shirt shop Rodz Funny Teez..all Teez are only 13.99..stop by and tell me what you think..

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    Rodz Funny Teez
    January 15, 2008
    06:22 PM EST

    re: the spelling here - can you spell HORRENDOUS?

    paulie
    January 02, 2008
    09:12 PM EST

    are you the mykiss hannah hookup?>

    melody
    December 23, 2007
    04:01 PM EST

    You have been a bad boy this year.

    Santa
    December 22, 2007
    09:19 PM EST

    Are you my MyKiss, Hanna Montana Hookup?

    Faith & Corie
    December 15, 2007
    01:59 PM EST

    You totally sound like Robert Goulet! I bet you could even get a deal w/ Rhino Records!

    Display Name
    December 06, 2007
    07:52 AM EST

    The only common factor that has made the show great for so long. Just wanted to say thank you Fester for all the work you have done on the show year after year.

    T.A.
    November 13, 2007
    02:53 AM EST

    You were my favorite! Thanks for taking the time to even talk to me while on the set! You are very down to earth and can you send me my shirt?lol..Sorry I didnt take the time to take my last photo..too sad& lost for words. Anyways..Take care and God bless you& your wife!

    lavernsmalls
    November 11, 2007
    05:22 AM EST

    Didn't you used to be "Andre The Giant"?

    l
    November 10, 2007
    09:48 PM EST

    Hey Fester! There is a really cute pic of you and my daughter, Lexys, from the Hannah Monstrosity contest Thursday morning in my photos. I would add it on my comment for you but I don't know how. Just thought you might like to check it out!

    Amber
    November 10, 2007
    08:23 PM EST

    Just saying hi!!

    Stevie Lynn
    November 07, 2007
    12:10 AM EST

    Waz up Fester. you da man your one of the funniest ones on the show besides froggy. you do an amazing job.

    Amanda
    November 02, 2007
    08:53 PM EST

    Hi everyone please go vote for my little man. Once you get in the website, click on "Vote for Fave" then look for the pic of the little boy on the fire truck!!

    The Link is
    www.reallivemomscontest.c...

    Thank You!!!

    Hope everyone had a safe halloween!!

    Ellie
    November 01, 2007
    01:54 PM EST

    Fester, I waited months for your friendship!! You made my day! Thank You!!

    ALAN
    October 29, 2007
    11:01 PM EST

    are you the VIP Hannah Hookup?

    TaniRa
    October 28, 2007
    08:19 PM EST

    hey are you the VIP Hannah Hookup? Please reply back. thank you!

    Vannra
    October 27, 2007
    04:29 AM EST

    Just wanted to let you know I love the Tony Fatso show. You do a great job.

    Danielle
    October 25, 2007
    08:03 AM EST

    I have nothing but respect for you but......... Has anyone ever told you that you are the spitting image of the giant in the "Princess Bride" played by Andre the giant??????

    Dj Meticulous Matt
    October 19, 2007
    10:24 PM EST

    Are you the Kane Show HOT Hannah Hookup?"

    Jonie
    October 05, 2007
    09:43 AM EST