Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 01:10 AM EST [
General]
Yes this is a true story.
I hung out with 3 6 Mafia. It is okay to be jealous because if it were YOU writing this story I would be jealous too.
They
were at Floyds one December night and I went to see my friend DJ Trashy spin
for his new cd release party, (Midnight Rocker is the best on the
album, fav of mine, big ups to DJ X on the track as well xoxo).
SO
yeahh I have to thank Paul, my favorite bodyguard/ door guy/ whatever i
need guy at Floyds, for introducing me to two of my idols in the music
industry. Not only have they made history by being the first black hip
hop music group to win an Academy Award, (yes these people have an
Oscar on their mantle, and yes I asked about it), but they also are
about to release their 9th album over a 13 yr span. This my friends is
because they were cool in the old skool and now they are even badder
mofo's.
So
yes back to the story.... DJ Paul took a fast liking to me, he is the
bigger of the main guys with the grills... o wait they both have
grills. It was very interesting conversation we had (even though there
was a constant song playing in my head of him rapping that "skinny
bitches" line for 'Sippin on some Sizzerp' ...which if i remember
correctly goes "Sexy thang on my arm, cup of drank in my palm, And that
crazy shit, I'm tripping on some skinny bitches, Somethin that's
wholesome, Florida to Folsom, And for the most I'm steady sippin' on
some sizzerp").
He
was really crunk and numerous times told me how beautiful I was and how
he loved me. Yes, "I Love You" came out of his mouth. So as I am
gloating about how fabulous my life is because I am chilling with my
favorite rap group, I very quickly learned their true intentions of
being so kind.
I
glanced over at my friend Caellan who was in DEEP conversation with
their bodyguard, who was trying to get her upstairs to "the room", (# 8). Then
came this same request from DJ Paul who was saying some of the oldest
lines in the book. I even tried a "my boyfriend is on stage" line and
his response was: "You leave your drink around me, believe your drink
gonna get drunk up. You leave your girl around me, and she bet she
gonna get stuffed"
Nooooo
I am kidding but he really did say, "Forget him, you've got me, you are
soooo hot, you're all mine, come upstairs, I'll show you a good time,
He will never know." These are the best lines the greatest rapper in
the history of rap groups can come up with?? I mean seriously, did he
really expect any line to work to get me upstairs in his room? He
continued trying for atleast 20 minutes, which I have to give him some
credit for the kiss on my cheek and the compliments on my skinny ass
waist lol.
So
does that mean that these terrible douchebag lines actually work on girls? If you
are one of those sleasy, easy, notch on the celebrity bed post kinda
girls, then you deserve every disease you get and do the rest of us hot,
good girls a favor and stop being so damn nasty! Ohh and for the
record...Do NOT give sexual favors to any celebrity when people are
watching (BJ @ Amp: I am talking to you). Seriously people, where are
the morals and values these days.
Sipping and dipping and tripping, man I'm bout all out......
So
thanks to everyone who made this night an amazing one : Fink, Trashy,
Paul, Caellan, Krystal, Melissa, Stephanie, BF's ex who
loves to stare me down which makes me feel even more beautiful, ohh and
of course 3 6 MAFIA!!!!
Love Love Love EMI
